Origins

Today I'm going to write about why my blog is called Kitchen Bitch. I'm not a total bitch I promise I'm actualy pretty decent, but when we get into the kitchen for school it's like I go into some super scary work mode and get bitchy. Honestly though, I don't notice becasue I feel exactly the same, just more...focused. According to my charming classmates that isn't the case. One of my closest friends Josh normaly gets affected the most by this said Bitch Mode. I love him so dearly but damn, that boy gets on my last nerve.
   He doesn't do anything really except ask me questions but I just go crazy. It's pretty scary actually, just two weeks ago I tried to stab him with one of my knives, yes we all have knives, because he asked if I was okay. Sorry about that one...(: There's probably many more incidents like this one but I can't really recall...You know, now that I think about it they all probably deserved it. I mean seriously, you can't even comprehend how foolish half of our class is. All they do is gossip, have sex, gossip, fuck up, and flirt with the seniors. Picture 15 some kids running arounda kitchen doing all of the above with hot stoves and knives involed. I feel that my anger is justified.
    But anyway, Josh decided that for Christmas he would get me an apron. The next morning on the bus he was all excited in his Joshie ways and told me that he found the perfect apron for me but he couldn't get it. He said it was just black and said " Kitchen Bitch" on the front. How cool is that right? So now I am known as the Kitchen Bitch. I enjoy it, you enjoy it we all enjoy it.

  So now you know how the name came to be here's a bit about my day, actualy I'm gonna rant now for a while.
    I really really HATE people who are picky about where they sit in resturaunts. I'm a hostess and it really is the most annoying thing ever. Really does it make a difference if the booth is 2 feet closer to the door? Really? NO IT DOES NOT. You're going to be in here what, 45 minutes to an hour? Deal fucking with it. We have a rotation and we don't appreciate you. AT ALL. Today a party of 13 come in with 8 KIDS, do you know what anightmare that is? No you don't. So we tell them " We're on a bit of a wait right now it should only be 10-15 minutes." No biggie. They put their name down, which was really odd and hard to say already making us angry, 10 minutes come around and these little kids are seriously going crazy. They were all over the other tales we're trying to seat and all this crap. HELO PARENTS?! Letting little kids run around a resuraunt is so ignorant and annoying it just makes me wanna slap someone. So fast foward 15 minutes and I'm taking them to their table which we pushed together all nice and stuff. One lady goes " Oh..is this ALL you have" I go, " Yes, unless you can find somewhere else to sit 13 people and 8 kids." She clearly didn't get my sarcasm so she starts telling me what table sto push together. I'm not letting her do my job, so i tell her, politely, that i was kidding and we have no other tables for big parties.
   Later the server comes up to me and told me about how they were complaining the whole time and all that jazz. I just don't get it people, it really does't makea difference! A table is a table and we're doing our jobs the best we can, have so damn respect. That is all.

GOOD POINT OF MY DAY!
Look at the glorious food!

Bucca De Beppo

Fettucine Alfredo

&

Linguine alla Frutti Di Mare

It's 2011!

Well I suppose this is my first post, how exciting is that? I'm highly doubting anyone will read this except of course my Bambina, but I'm going to do it anyway.
      My name is Lauren, I live in the horrid state of Ohio, I'm 16,  and I'm a junior in highschool. I go full time to a career center for Culinary Arts because that's my passion. Cake decorating is actually my passion, but studying at the career center is definitely a HUGE help when it comes to experience. I'm also on my homeschool's drumline and blah blah blah. I'm probably a terrible writer, and I tend to ramble but that doesn't matter because no one will read this.
   Anyway! I decided to start this because my best friend started a blog today as well, and well she flat out inpires me. I plan to write about my cooking, baking, life, ranting, just everything..yes, everything. Seeing as I'm an angry person, this could get interesting. I'm going to take this new year as a new start because so far this school year has been the most chaotic, painful, entertaining, best, stressful, loving and exciting experience of my life. I love it.
    So for my first food type bloggy thing I just want to say, today i made and ate one of the BEST omlettes ever. That is all and since I'm running on very few hours of sleep I must part with the wise words of a very smart band, So long and good night. <3